Blue Balls Training Mat

A wrestling inspired sexual mat.

Everyone has someone in life who could use some training from time to time. Heck, they might even like it, even if they only realize it when you've wrestled their clothes off and pinned them to the ground.

A terrible chore, but someone has to do it.

Our Training Mat is one of our most physically erotic mats ever. Two years in the making, it slides in and out from sensual to sexual.

So strip down, oil up, and wrestle each other for it.

Try it out yourself: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vancouver%20Island/212/50/21

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The training mat contains 11 long scenes built on over 120 smooth, custom animations.

This mat is a lil different from our other mats, all of which allow you to select individual poses. Many of these wrestling animations are instead meant to flow one after the other, in sequences -- so that's why we have set the menu up as scenes that you choose instead.

The scenes are:

• Wrestling
• TakeHimStanding
• ForcedDown
• PinnedDown
• FaceFuck
• FlippedOver
• GimmeThatHole
• PunishButt
• TotallyUsed
• Dominated
• JustFuck

It's totally Xcite! compatible; if you're an Xcite! user, you'll be coming like a fountain.

We worked long and hard over this, trying to strike the right balance between competitive wrestling, hot sex, and "training" a bottom in how to service you. At times we despaired but we persevered. Did we find the right balance? Try it, and decide for yourself.

Direct SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vancouver%20Island/212/50/21

As usual, it comes with our famous Blue Balls guarantee: Satisfaction guaranteed or your money refunded within 30 days of purchase.

Kip & Chaz

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*Blue Balls cannot be responsible for any results incurred from using the swap button.

Buy now on the marketplace

Blue Balls Lovers Armchairs

There are two models to choose from: Leather, and Fabric.

These handsome mesh chairs can be used for smooth solo sitting or gay couples sitting / hot action. When you are solo sitting on a chair, just the solo menu will appear. When two people are on a chair, then the couples menu will appear.

There are several sequences to choose from for your convenience, for both solo and couple sitting. They will play a series of animations in a row.

To change the colour of the chairs, wear the HUD on your screen and use it to change the colours with. You can take the HUD off afterwards and store it safely away.

The armchairs are "ball-less" because they have been made using AV-Sitter.

The upside is no balls are generated or needed for sitting on; you just sit right on the chair.

The downside is that a certain sitting order must always be followed when the couples menu is being used. The BOTTOM must always sit first, then the TOP. For solo sitting it doesn't matter obviously.

Both models have exactly the same animations in them, and come with our famous guarantee: satisfaction guaranteed or money cheerfully refunded within 30 days of purchase.

Check it out!

Marketplace Fabric: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Blue-Balls-Armchair-Fabric/6095491
Marketplace Leather: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Blue-Balls-Armchair-Leather/6095480
Demo in-world: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vancouver%20Island/202/58/28


Kip and Chaz

Both models come with our famous guarantee: satisfaction guaranteed or money cheerfully refunded within 30 days of purchase.

Check them out!

Marketplace Fabric: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Blue-Balls-Armchair-Fabric/6095491
Marketplace Leather: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Blue-Balls-Armchair-Leather/6095480

Blue Balls Junior Mat

This mat is flying off the shelves!

Customers have said, "We'd say you've done it again, but you didn't, you managed to even surpass yourselves this time!"

This mat has half the number of animations, and is therefore half the price, of our regular couples bed mattress. That's why we called it Junior.

THE ANIMATIONS IN IT ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, HOWEVER; you will not find them in any other of our products. It is a totally unique product; it is not just the regular couples mattress "cut in half." The animations in Junior are unique to it.

Its price point makes it perfect for people starting out in SL, shopping on smaller budgets, for spare rooms in your house, for gifts, or, just to carry around with you in your "back pocket" for when special, um, needs arise!

There is a regular mat version, and a HUD version. They are identical except:
(1) The HUD version you wear on your screen; just click on it to get the menu;
(2) The HUD version has an optional rug you can rez.

NOTE that the HUD version needs to rez stuff for you and so will only work where you have rez rights.

This mat is a gem that you will get years of quality use out of. Enjoy!

Kip and Chaz.

Marketplace: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Blue-Balls-Junior-Mat/6098456
Demo inworld: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vancouver%20Island/215/71/37

Check it out!

Marketplace: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Blue-Balls-Junior-Mat/6098456

Blue Balls Tantra Chair

Ready for a night of romance and passion?

The Blue Balls Tantra chair is ready to help!

This chair will add some serious sizzle to your time together! The smooth flowing lines of the design will fit in with most home décor. The soft buttery textures invite you to come lay back and melt into each other. Take it for a spin! It will keep you coming and coming back for more!

Satisfaction guaranteed or money cheerfully refunded within 30 days of purchase.

Kip and Chaz.

Marketplace: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Blue-Balls-Tantra-Chair/6087026
Demo in-world: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vancouver%20Island/202/56/28

With 34 poses, 8 texture options, 6 rezzable props; it's also Xcite! compatible, and materials ready.

MENUS:
SOLO: 6
COCKTAILS: 5
GUITAR: 5
MUSIC: 4 full length acoustic guitar songs.
TANTRAS: 16
DECOR: Rezzes 4 Items.
TIE ME UP : Rezzes 2 items.

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LAND IMPACT: Chair: 6LI
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Optional Rezzables:
Rose Petals: 5LI
Champagne Tray 10LI
Blanket: 2LI
Twinkle lights: 2LI
Chain Rings: 5LI
Cuffs Giver: 3LI
Land Impact with all props rezzed and the balls 36 LI

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TEXTURE CHANGER: 8 Texture options
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You spoke and we listened! There are no facial expressions in the chair.
If you would like to use expressions, Anypose has a great hud for free on the marketplace:
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/AnyPose-Expression/2613652

Any questions or problems please contact
Kip Ashbourne or Chaz Longstaff

 And don't forget, it comes with our famous guarantee: satisfaction guaranteed or money cheerfully refunded within 30 days of purchase.

Check it out!

Marketplace: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Blue-Balls-Tantra-Chair/6087026

Drew Carey in Second Life

Well apparently, Drew Carey is somewhere in SL. Anyone recognize the shower?

https://twitter.com/DrewFromTV
Click photo to enlarge

Drew Carey in the shower in Second Life

What do you want in a virtual relationship?

There are many people looking for long-term relationships in SL. And as many who are so convinced that they'll never find it, that they've sworn off any kind of relationship.

Well recently, I tripped across this article about relationships in Second Life. 

In it, Second Lifer Canary Beck writes about what she expects out of a virtual relationship.

She lists intimacy, love, sex, support, and honesty, and explains how she thinks each should play out in a virtual world.

She's writing from the point of a woman, but I think most of it applies to gay relationships, too, especially when she writes things like:

"If you can’t deal with my work or my ambitions, then don’t bother. If I didn’t want to do what I’m doing, I would have stopped it already."

and

"Please answer your IM while you’re online – I don’t expect you to answer immediately – within 5 minutes is ok. If you don’t answer and go offline, and I don’t get an email within a reasonable amount of time, yes, I’ll get pissed off."

Sounds like things that apply to all relationships in SL, hmmmm? Have a gander:

The 5 Things I Want in a Virtual Relationship